Haruhiism: Haruhi Is God

    Share
    avatar
    CorruptSoul

    Posts : 208
    Rep : 1
    Join date : 2010-06-11
    Age : 21

    Haruhiism: Haruhi Is God

    Post by CorruptSoul on Mon Nov 22, 2010 4:00 pm

    Haruhiism is a monotheistic religion, which centers around Haruhi Suzumiya. Haruhi is the creator and destroyer of the universe and everything in it. The life and adventures of Haruhi are archived in the 10 volume novel series written by Nagaru Tanigawa.


    Caption: Bask in Haruhi's Glory!

    ===

    Books of Haruhiism

    -Book of Creation:



      [1] In an instant, Haruhi demanded the universe.
      [2] And the universe suddenly existed
      [3] From the Earth itself to the stellar cosmos beyond.
      [4] Upon creation, Haruhi, relieved of her own knowledge,
      [5] Reduced to that of a small child,
      [6] Begins to walk among the people
      [7] Unbeknownst of her powers.


    -The Ten Commandments of thy God, Haruhi:

    1. Haruhi is your supreme creator. You shall have no gods besides her.

    2. You will only produce sexual fantasies with Haruhi and/or her acquiescences. (Example: Mikuru).

    3. Whomever uses thy name of Haruhi in a sense of vein and un-sexual tension shall be smitten for eternity.

    4. Thou shall keep holy Haruhi and Her sabbath (8-8-08.)

    5. All items/prayers/song/dances/etc. that are made in Haruhi's godly name are blessed, and therefore the creators of such is blessed eternally.

    6. Any treason of heresy within the confinements of Haruhiism shall not be tolerated in the holy name of Haruhi, and shall be punished severely. (Example: Neutering)

    7. Thou shall not threaten holy men and women of the Church of Haruhi, so She picked them by hand, and by Her hand only.

    8. All blasphemous actions and/or words towards they Holy Name of Haruhi is strictly forbidden, and that sole person is sentenced automatically to HaruHell.

    9. THERE IS NO SAFE SEX!

    10. Have fun. (Zero and yellowflash wuz here)

    -Book of Kyon: Chapter 2

    Upon the 3rd year after creation, Haruhi demanded
    Aliens, Espers, Time Travelers, and any other supernatural phenomenon

    -Quote from St. Bryant in the book of creation:

    I foresee the rise of Haruhism in all 8 continents. And when she says, "You gangrap*d her" The world will praise her name.

    ~Book of St.Bryant 4:20

    -Book of Morik:

    And the heathens did rise up against Her.

    Carrying their false idol before them they challenged the Goddess.

    They called out to Her followers and tempted them with golden lies.

    Lies of their idol's infinite power.

    But the faithful were unmoved.

    Their devotion pleased the Goddess.

    She smiled upon them and then turned her fiery gaze upon the unbelievers.

    And Haruhi said, "Canada! Canada!"

    And the unbelievers did weep and wail, and cry out for the Goddess to forgive them.

    But Haruhi was having none of that sh*t.

    -Morik 3:12-18

    ===

    Thread Rule: Know the 10 Haruhi Commandments. Profess your faith in Haruhi in each post. That is all.

    ===

    Haruhi SM@D 2007

    Haruhi Sharada

    COOL EDITION

    ===

    Signatures



    Taken from: Source
    -----------------------------------------------------
    Yes this is my serious Otaku side Very Happy
    avatar
    T3chI3
    Admin

    Posts : 255
    Rep : 3
    Join date : 2010-06-10
    Location : Tennessee

    Re: Haruhiism: Haruhi Is God

    Post by T3chI3 on Sat Nov 27, 2010 1:48 am

    You really took all that time to post that? lol


    _________________
    avatar
    CorruptSoul

    Posts : 208
    Rep : 1
    Join date : 2010-06-11
    Age : 21

    Re: Haruhiism: Haruhi Is God

    Post by CorruptSoul on Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:04 pm

    T3chI3 wrote:You really took all that time to post that? lol
    Copied and pasted from a source...
    avatar
    T3chI3
    Admin

    Posts : 255
    Rep : 3
    Join date : 2010-06-10
    Location : Tennessee

    Re: Haruhiism: Haruhi Is God

    Post by T3chI3 on Sun Nov 28, 2010 12:45 pm

    Oh, gotcha [;


    _________________
    avatar
    CorruptSoul

    Posts : 208
    Rep : 1
    Join date : 2010-06-11
    Age : 21

    Re: Haruhiism: Haruhi Is God

    Post by CorruptSoul on Sun Nov 28, 2010 9:10 pm

    Pretty funny eh?
    avatar
    T3chI3
    Admin

    Posts : 255
    Rep : 3
    Join date : 2010-06-10
    Location : Tennessee

    Re: Haruhiism: Haruhi Is God

    Post by T3chI3 on Sat Dec 04, 2010 1:16 am

    Yes, I must admit it is funny. lol


    _________________

    Sponsored content

    Re: Haruhiism: Haruhi Is God

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Tue Oct 17, 2017 10:04 pm